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Movie Director: Peter Jackson

Sauron’s forces increase. His allies grow. The Ringwraiths return in an even more frightening form. Saruman’s army of Uruk Hai is ready to launch an assault against Aragorn and the people of Rohan. Yet, the Fellowship is broken and Boromir is dead. For the little hope that is left, Frodo and Sam march on into Mordor, unprotected. A number of new allies join with Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Pippin and Merry. And they must defend Rohan and attack Isengard. Yet, while all this is going on, Sauron’s troops mass toward the City of Gondor, for the War of the Ring is about to begin.

Movie actors: Wood Elijah (Frodo Baggins), McKellen Ian (Gandalf the Grey/Gandalf the White), Tyler Liv (Arwen), Mortensen Viggo (Aragorn), Astin Sean (Sam), Blanchett Cate (Galadriel), Rhys-Davies John (Gimli/Voice of Treebeard), Hill Bernard (Theoden), Lee Christopher (Saruman the White), Boyd Billy (Pippin), Monaghan Dominic (Merry), Bloom Orlando (Legolas), Weaving Hugo (Elrond), Otto Miranda (Eowyn), Wenham David (Faramir),

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Movie Director: Darren Aronofsky

Three stories - one each from the past, present, and future - about men in pursuit of eternity with their love. A conquistador in Mayan country searches for the tree of life to free his captive queen; a medical researcher, working with various trees, looks for a cure that will save his dying wife; a space traveler, traveling with an aged tree encapsulated within a bubble, moves toward a dying star that’s wrapped in a nebula; he seeks eternity with his love. The stories intersect and parallel; the quests fail and succeed.

Movie actors: Jackman Hugh (Tomas/Tommy/Dr. Tom Creo), Weisz Rachel (Queen Isabel/Izzi Creo), Burstyn Ellen (Dr. Lillian Guzetti), Margolis Mark (Father Avila), McHattie Stephen (Grand Inquisitor Silecio), Hernandez Fernando (Lord of Xibalba), Curtis Cliff (Captain Ariel), Thomas Sean Patrick (Antonio), Murphy Donna (Betty), Suplee Ethan (Manny), McMillan Richard (Henry), Brass Lorne (Dr. Alan Lipper), Aronofsky Abraham (Lab Technician), Asofsky Renee (Lab Technician), Majumdar Anish (Dr. Spencer),

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Movie Director: Mel Gibson

The movie begins in the small town of Elerslie, Scotland. William lives with his father, who is not named in the film, and his older brother Malcolm. William’s father and older brother are called to a meeting a few miles from their home where they find the entire nobility of Scotland hanging. Malcolm and his father then go to a battle between the British and their clan, both die tragically. At the funeral William meets his uncle Argyle who fought in the battle with Malcolm and his father. He takes him away to live with him. The scene then cuts to an adult William on his horse. William later runs into a girl he knew before he went to live with Argyle, her name, Murron, we discover that Lords have the right to sleep with brides on their wedding night, so William marries Murron in secret. Murron is the assaulted by a British guard, the guard is killed by William, a fight ensues, and eventually Murron is killed by the lord. This enrages Wallace who then build himself a fine army entering city’s and killing all Englishman within. Wallace prepares to move on to Sterling where he prepared for his greatest battle yet, in the forest he realises that he must find a way to beat the heavy cavalry from the ground, he decided to create spears twice as long as men. These were used in the battle to kill the entire heavy cavalry raised at the last minute to kill the on coming horses. Eventually Wallace reaches York, the most important military city he gains control. Williams final battle at Falkirk ends in his betrayal by two nobles, whom he later kills. William is betrayed by the leper father of Robert the Bruce, is captured and refuses to bow down as a loyal subject of the king Edward I, Longshanks. Therefore, instead of mere beheading William Wallace is subject to being Hung, hung within an inch of death. Drawn, being stretched by his ankles and wrists and then having his insides shown to him before he died. Then Quartered, he was beheaded and his head was put on the London Bridge his body was torn into for pieces one sent to each corner of Britain as a warning to the citizens. After Wallace’s death we see Robert the Bruce led the battle of Bannockburn the last battle for Scotland’s freedom.

Movie actors: Gibson Mel (William Wallace), Robinson James (Young William Wallace), Nelson Sandy (John Wallace), Cosmo James (Campbell), Lawlor Sean (MacClannough), Tall Alan (Elder Stewart), Weir Andrew (Young Hamish Campbell), Stevenson Gerda (Mother MacClannough), Riach Ralph (Priest #1), Calvey Mhairi (Young Murron MacClannough), Cox Brian (Argyle Wallace), McGoohan Patrick (Longshanks, King Edward I), Hanly Peter (Edward, Prince of Wales), Marceau Sophie (Princess Isabelle),

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Movie Director: Ridley Scott

It is the time of the Crusades during the Middle Ages - the world shaping 200-year collision between Europe and the East. A blacksmith named Balian has lost his family and nearly his faith. The religious wars raging in the far-off Holy Land seem remote to him, yet he is pulled into that immense drama. Amid the pageantry and intrigues of medieval Jerusalem he falls in love, grows into a leader, and ultimately uses all his courage and skill to defend the city against staggering odds. Destiny comes seeking Balian in the form of a great knight, Godfrey of Ibelin, a Crusader briefly home to France from fighting in the East. Revealing himself as Balian’s father, Godfrey shows him the true meaning of knighthood and takes him on a journey across continents to the fabled Holy City. In Jerusalem at that moment–between the Second and Third Crusades–a fragile peace prevails, through the efforts of its enlightened Christian king, Baldwin IV, aided by his advisor Tiberias, and the military restraint of the legendary Muslim leader Saladin. But Baldwin’s days are numbered, and strains of fanaticism, greed, and jealousy among the Crusaders threaten to shatter the truce. King Baldwin’s vision of peace–a kingdom of heaven–is shared by a handful of knights, including Godfrey of Ibelin, who swear to uphold it with their lives and honor. As Godfrey passes his sword to his son, he also passes on that sacred oath: to protect the helpless, safeguard the peace, and work toward harmony between religions and cultures, so that a kingdom of heaven can flourish on earth. Balian takes the sword and steps into history.

Movie actors: Hancock Martin (Gravedigger), Green Eva (Sibylla), Gleeson Brendan (Reynald), Sheen Michael (Priest), Cox Nathalie (Balian’s Wife), Irons Jeremy (Tiberias), Ebouaney Eriq (Firuz), Norton Edward (King Baldwin), Ahola Jouko (Odo), Thewlis David (Hospitaler), Neeson Liam (Godfrey), Glenister Philip (Squire), Bloom Orlando (Balian), Webb Bronson (Apprentice), McKidd Kevin (English Sergeant), Coster-Waldau Nikolaj (Village Sheriff), Robertson Steven (Angelic Priest), Csokas Marton (Guy de Lusignan), Siddig Alexander (Nasir),

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Movie Director: Siu-Tung Ching

Ten years ago, Jake Hopper was a CIA agent who was stationed in Thailand. Then one day, things went sour, and his partner, Sunti barely escaped with his life…after accidentally killing a woman. Jake called it quits and returned to the United States when his wife died, and Sunti became a Buddhist monk to atone for his sins. For the past 10 years, Jake has run a successful private security business, and has been raising his daughter Jessica, who is now an adult. While hiking in Thailand, Jessica and her friend Sarah Winthorpe are kidnapped. A group of Islamic fundamentalists known as the Abu Karaf claims responsibility. Sarah is the daughter of United States senator John Winthorpe. For ransom, the Abu Karaf demand the release of 20 prisoners from American custody. The US Secretary of State urges restraint — he won’t negotiate. Tom Collins, an ex-colleague of Jake’s, recognizes Jessica on the ransom tape and tips Jake off. Jake knows that he must rescue the girls himself. An old CIA buddy puts Jake in contact with Leon Washington, an active CIA agent who is working in Thailand. Jake goes to Bangkok, and escapes an assassination attempt. Leon arranges a meeting for himself with with Soku — the internal security chief for General Jantapan. Jantapan is a rebel military general who is making a play to be one of the most powerful men in Thailand. Secretly, Jantapan is messing with some dangerous spiritual forces. Soku provides Jake with a cover story, but the CIA wants Jake out of it — they are planning to take out the Abu Karaf with the aid of the Thai army, and they don’t want a civilian in the middle. Jake is a spiritual man, so he contacts his spiritual master Paijan Paitoon. As Jake is in trouble, Paitoon offers to arrange a divination from the oracle of the order. Jake enlists the help of Sunti. Jake gets Lulu, the girlfriend of arms dealer Fitch McQuoid, to steal information leading to the Abu Karaf. Jake and Sunti follow the leads to a warehouse where they discover evidence of highly sophisticated weaponry. With their enemies now after Lulu, Jake takes Lulu under his wing. Jake shares some of his info with Leon. Can he trust Leon? Another attempt is made on Jake’s life — and this time, Jake is sure that Leon was involved. Finally, the Abu Karaf contact Jake to arrange a meeting — the pieces are coming together, and Jake figures out that it was not the Abu Karaf who kidnapped Jessica and Sarah. Jantapan tries to send the spirit of an ancient warrior demon to kill Jake, but the ceremony goes wrong and the spirit enters Jantapan himself, giving Jantapan amazing physical and spiritual powers. Jake and Sunti go to meet Mongkol, the leader of the Abu Karaf. Mongkol confirms that ever since the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, Jantapan has worked to corner the narcotics and arms markets. It was Jantapan who kidnapped the girls, blaming the Abu Karaf so the army would wipe out his competition. Mongkol knows where the girls are, and he gives Jake plans and intelligence. They both need the girls alive. Jake must engage in a battle that will put both his physical and spiritual powers to the ultimate test.

Movie actors: Seagal Steven (Jake Hopper), Mann Byron (Sunti), Lo Monica (Lulu), Wu Tom (General Jantapan), Lane Sarah Malukul (Jessica Hopper), Robinson Patrick (Leon Washington), Riotta Vincent (Fitch McQuad), Veeratum Norman (Suthep), MacQueen Elidh (Sara Winthorpe), Tung Chau Siu (Kong), Malikyan Kevork (Fernand Zadir), Wachirabunjong Pongpat (Mongkol), Vardy Alastair (Security Guard #1), Adam Andy (Security Guard #2), Yamnarm Shahkrit (Brice),

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Movie Director: Peter Jackson

An ancient Ring thought lost for centuries has been found, and through a strange twist in fate has been given to a small Hobbit named Frodo. When Gandalf discovers the Ring is in fact the One Ring of the Dark Lord Sauron, Frodo must make an epic quest to the Cracks of Doom in order to destroy it! However he does not go alone. He is joined by Gandalf, Legolas the elf, Gimli the Dwarf, Aragorn, Boromir and his three Hobbit friends Merry, Pippin and Samwise. Through mountains, snow, darkness, forests, rivers and plains, facing evil and danger at every corner the Fellowship of the Ring must go. Their quest to destroy the One Ring is the only hope for the end of the Dark Lords reign!

Movie actors: Appleby Noel (Everard Proudfoot), Wood Elijah (Frodo Baggins), Astin Sean (Sam Gamgee), Baker Sala (Sauron), Bean Sean (Boromir), Blanchett Cate (Galadriel), Bloom Orlando (Legolas Greenleaf), Boyd Billy (Pippin), Csokas Marton (Celeborn), Edwards Megan (Mrs. Proudfoot), Elsworth Michael (Gondorian Archivist), Ferguson Mark (Gil-Galad), Holm Ian (Bilbo Baggins), McKellen Ian (Gandalf), Lee Christopher (Saruman), Makoare Lawrence (Lurtz),

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Movie Director: Mel Brooks

The standard story of Robin Hood: Evil Prince John is oppressing the people while good King Richard is away on the Crusades. Robin steals from the tax collectors, wins an archery contest, defeats the Sheriff, and rescues Maid Marian. In this version, however, Mel Brooks adds his own personal touch, parodying traditional adventure films, romance films, and the whole idea of men running around the woods in tights.

Movie actors: Elwes Cary (Robin Hood), Lewis Richard (Prince John), Rees Roger (Sheriff of Rotingham), Yasbeck Amy (Maid Marian), Blankfield Mark (Blinkin), Chappelle Dave (Ahchoo), Hayes Isaac (Asneeze), Cavanagh Megan (Broomhilde), Kramer Eric Allan (Little John), Porretta Matthew (Will Scarlet O’Hara), Ullman Tracey (Latrine), Stewart Patrick (King Richard), DeLuise Dom (Don Giovanni), Van Patten Dick (The Abbot), Ridgely Robert (The Hangman),

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Movie Director: Jason Friedberg

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Movie actors: Penn Kal (Edward), Campbell Adam (Peter), Coolidge Jennifer (White Bitch), Mays Jayma (Lucy), Chambers Faune A. (Susan), Glover Crispin (Willy), Cox Tony (Bink), Jim’enez H’ector (Mr. Tumnus), Hammond Darrell (Captain Jack Swallows), Electra Carmen (Mystique), Willard Fred (Aslo), Carradine David (Museum Curator), Lehre David (Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike), McDonald Kevin (Harry Potter), Alvarez George (Ron),

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