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Movie Director: Andrew Davis

The battleship Missouri is about to be decomissioned. Casey Ryback is Captain Adam’s personal cook. And Ryback is always butting heads with the ship’s XO Commander Krill but the Captain always intercedes. One day, after the President visits the Missouri, which is also the Captain’s birthday, the Captain learns that a helicopter has been cleared to land on the ship by Commander Krill, which he was not informed of. When questioned Krill tells the Captain that it’s a surprise for his birthday, the Captain then allows it. Later after another one of their scuffles, Krill has Ryback locked in the freezer. During the party, the rock band reveals themselves to be mercenaries, led by William Stranix, a CIA operative, who is in league with Krill to unload all of the ship’s nuclear warheads. They lock up all of the crew and make preparations to remove the warheads. And Krill remembers Ryback, Stranix sends two of his men to take care of Ryback, only thing is that Ryback took care of them. Upon discovering their bodies, Stranix deduces that Ryback is more than a cook. He then sends Krill to check on him, and Krill discovers that Ryback’s a NAVY SEAL, who got busted down to a cook after an incident in Panama. And Ryback continues to create trouble for them, so Stranix tries to hunt him down. Along the way, Ryback meets Jordan, a former playmate, who was supposed to entertain at the party but was also forgotten.

Movie actors: Seagal Steven (Casey Ryback), Chapa Damian (Tackman), Evans Troy (Granger), McKnight David (Flicker), Hinton Lee (Cue Ball), O’Neal Patrick (Capt. Adams), Busey Gary (Cmdr. Krill), Morshower Glenn (Ens. Taylor), Alexander Leo (Lt. Smart), Rottger John (Cmdr. Green), Rea Brad (Marine Guard), Welden Michael (Lt. Ballard), Casey Bernie (Cmdr. Harris), Pierre Rickey (Kitchen Helper), Cruz Raymond (Ramirez),

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Movie Director: Simon West

A member of a rich British aristocratic family, Lara Croft is a “tomb raider” who enjoys collecting ancient artifacts from ruins of temples, cities, etc. worldwide, and doesn’t mind going through death-defying dangers to get them. She is skilled in hand-to-hand combat, weapons training, and foreign languages - and does them all in tight outfits. Well, the planets of the solar system are going into planetary alignment (Which occurs every 5,000 years), and a secret society called the Illuminati is seeking an ancient talisman that gives its possessor the ability to control time. However, they need a certain clock/key to help them in their search, and they have to find the talisman in one week or wait until the next planetary alignment to find it again. Lara happens to find that key hidden in a wall of her mansion. The Illuminati steal it, and Lara gets an old letter from her deceased father telling her about the society’s agenda (Her father was also the one who hid the key). Now, she must retrieve the key and find and destroy the talisman before the Illuminati can get their hands on it.

Movie actors: Jolie Angelina (Lara Croft), Voight Jon (Lord Richard Croft), Glen Iain (Manfred Powell), Taylor Noah (Bryce), Craig Daniel (Alex West), Johnson Richard (Distinguished Gentleman), Barrie Chris (Hillary), Rhind-Tutt Julian (Mr. Pimms), Phillips Leslie (Wilson), Phillips Robert (Julius, Assault Team Leader), Appleton Rachel (Young Lara), Wyndham Henry (Boothby’s Auctioneer), Cheung David (Head Laborer), Tse David K.S. (Head Laborer), Yue Ozzie (Aged Buddhist Monk),

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Movie Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans

A parody of modern horror films about a group of teenagers who are being terrorised by a serial killer. Some of the send-ups include: “Scream”, “I Know What You Did Last Summer”, “The Blair Witch Project”, “The Sixth Sense” and “The Matrix”.

Movie actors: Fuller Kurt (), Munro Lochlyn (), Oteri Cheri (), Wayans Shawn (), Electra Carmen (Drew Decker), Sheridan Dave (The Killer/Bodfy), Moore Frank B. (Not Drew’s Boyfriend), Baessato Giacomo (Trick or Treater #1), Graham Kyle (Trick or Treater #2), Santos Leanne (Trick or Treater #3), McConchie Mark (Drew’s Dad), Kruper Karen (Drew’s Mom), Faris Anna (Cindy Campbell), Abrahams Jon (Bobby Prinze), Ducommun Rick (Cindy’s Dad), Hall Regina (Brenda Meeks), Wayans Marlon (Shorty Meeks), Elizabeth Shannon (Buffy Gilmore), Berry Lloyd (Homeless Man),

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Movie Director: Robert Zemeckis

Roger Rabbit is a cartoon character who (along with many others) exists along side of real humans. Eddy is a private eye who has seen better days and has been on the skids since the death of his brother at the hands of a Toon (cartoon character). Rogers’ boss hires Eddy to see if his sexy wife has other male interests, but things get out of hand as Roger is framed for murder with no one but the Toon hating Eddy to go to for help.

Movie actors: Hoskins Bob (Eddie Valiant), Lloyd Christopher (Baron von Rotton a.k.a. “Judge Doom”), Cassidy Joanna (Dolores), Fleischer Charles (Roger Rabbit/Benny The Cab/Greasy/Psycho), Kaye Stubby (Marvin Acme), Tilvern Alan (R.K. Maroon), LeParmentier Richard (Lt. Santino), Hirsch Lou (Baby Herman), Brantley Betsy (Jessica’s Performance Model), Silver Joel (Raoul (Director)), Springer Paul (Augie), Ridings Richard (Angelo), Craig Edwin (Arthritic Cowboy), Holiday Lindsay (Soldier), Edmonds Mike (Stretch),

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Movie Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans

Megan Voorhees (Natasha Lyonne), is possessed and two priests, Father McFeely (James Woods) and Father Harris (Andy Richter), must drive the demon out, but the exorcism doesn’t go as planned. A year later, survivors Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris), Ray Wilkins (Shawn Wayans), and Shorty (Marlon Wayans) and Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall), are at college, trying to forget the incidents that occurred last Halloween. Cindy is falling for Buddy (Christopher Kennedy Masterson), who loves to give wedgies, and Ray is still confused about his sexuality. Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) and his paralyzed assistant, Dwight (David Cross), have decided to do a research study at Hell House, the house where the bad exorcism took place, and disguise it as a sleep disorder study. Chaos starts as soon as Cindy arrives and meets the creepy caretaker (Chris Elliot) with the funny hand. But the house has some deep dark secrets that the group has to solve, even if they are scary or disgusting.

Movie actors: Faris Anna (Cindy Campbell), Wayans Marlon (Shorty Meeks), Wayans Shawn (Ray Wilkins), DeBello James (Tommy), Cross David (Dwight Hartman), Hall Regina (Brenda Meeks), Masterson Christopher (Buddy), Curry Tim (Professor Oldman), Robertson Kathleen (Theo), Elliott Chris (Hanson), Woods James (Father McFeely), Richter Andy (Father Harris), Spelling Tori (Alex Monday), Lyonne Natasha (Megan Voorhees), Cartwright Veronica (Megan’s Mother),

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Movie Director: Jim Abrahams

Ted Striker just got dumped by his long-time girlfriend Elaine Dickinson, who works as a stewardess at Trans American Airlines. In his wish to get her back, he follows her aboard the plane, although he has had a deep aversion against anything winged since he lost several men in the war. During flight, he tries to contact her again and again, but as the crew and many passengers get seriously ill due to a bad fish meal, he has no chance to get to her. In fact, Ted Striker seems to be the only healthy person aboard that has piloting experience. Now, it is up to him to get the bird down in Chicago safely, before the poisoning starts causing casualties. But Ted Striker’s aversion really is a serious psychosis, which breaks open and needs to be cured - right now.

Movie actors: Abdul-Jabbar Kareem (Murdock), Bridges Lloyd (McCroskey), Graves Peter (Captain Oveur), Hagerty Julie (Elaine), Hays Robert (Ted Striker), Nielsen Leslie (Dr. Rumack), Patterson Lorna (Randy), Robert Stack (Rex Kramer), Stucker Stephen (Johnny), Otto (Himself), Abrahams Jim (Religious zealot #6), Ashmore Frank (Victor Basta), Banks Jonathan (Gunderson), Berenson Craig (Paul Carey), Billingsley Barbara (Jive Lady),

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Movie Director: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker

This time Zucker and Abrams are spoofing, most notably, Elvis films and WWII spy movies. Val Kilmer stars as Nick Rivers, a handsome American 50s-style rock and roll singer. While performing in East Germany, he falls in love with a beautiful heroine and becomes involved with the French Resistance.

Movie actors: Kilmer Val (Nick Rivers), Gutteridge Lucy (Hillary Flammond), Cushing Peter (Sven Jorgensen), Kemp Jeremy (General Streck), Villiers Christopher (Nigel ‘The Torch’, Resistance Leader), Clarke Warren (Colonel von Horst), Ditson Harry (Du Quois, Resistance Member), Carter Jim (D’ej`a Vu, Resistance Member), Tagoe Eddie (Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member), Sharif Omar (Agent Cedric), Jellinek Tristram (Major Crumpler), Mitchell Billy J. (Martin, Nick’s Manager), Wiley Major (Train Porter), Klauber Gertan (Mayor of Berlin), Mayes Richard (Comrade Biletnikov, Russian Tenor),

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Movie Director: Andrew Bergman

Erin Grant loses care and custody of her daughter when she’s divorced from her husband Darrell, a small-time thief. Struggling for money, she is a dancer at a nightclub, where one night Congressman Dilbeck (in disguise) attacks another member of the audience. A spectator, who recognizes Dilbeck and is fond of Erin, offers to get back her daughter by blackmailing Dilbeck. Things do not work out as planned, though.

Movie actors: Moore Demi (Erin Grant), Reynolds Burt (Congressman David Dilbeck), Assante Armand (Lt. Al Garcia), Rhames Ving (Shad), Patrick Robert (Darrell Grant), Guilfoyle Paul (Malcolm Moldovsky), Grayson Jerry (Orly), Willis Rumer (Angela Grant), Stanton Robert (Erb Crandal), Hill William (Jerry Killian), Pankin Stuart (Alan Mordecai), Spybey Dina (Monique, Jr.), Wilson PaSean (Sabrina Hepburn), Peaks Pandora (Urbanna Sprawl), Woods Barbara Alyn (Lorelei),

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Movie Director: David Zucker

Roving reporter Cindy Campbell sets out to find a hard news story in the middle of television sweeps. She soon uncovers an outrageous onslaught of globe-threatening developments including alien invaders, killer videotapes, freaky crop circles, prophecies of The One, eerie-eyed children, ambitious white rappers and even a run-in with Michael Jackson. Faced with conspiracies of massive proportions, and a crew of very strange people following her around, Cindy must fight to stop evil from taking over the world yet again.

Movie actors: Richards Denise (), Nielsen Leslie (), Anderson Pamela (Becca), McCarthy Jenny (Kate), Eng Marny (Tabitha), Sheen Charlie (Tom), Rex Simon (George), Ballard Jianna (Sue), Piven Jeremy (Ross Giggins), Faris Anna (Cindy Campbell), Stack Timothy (Carson Ward), Klimaszewski Elaine (Elaine), Klimaszewski Diane (Diane), Manheim Camryn (Trooper Champlin), Mikuska Drew (Cody), Hall Regina (Brenda Meeks), Hammond Darrell (Father Muldoon),

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